Poor video game translations

[Atomic Orgasm]

two words.....queer dress.

[kakomu]

Originally posted by cthulhu
I can't remember what game it was because it really old but I thought this was funny: All your bases are belong to me.

The game is Zero Wing and the correct quote is: "All your base are belong to us"

[sanosuke]

ever final fantasy game ever!

"way-to-go dudes!"

fuck off your a fuckin knight not a damn skateboarder!

and gargoyle's quest (nes)

"ugh ugh im dead"

now thats dramatic!